Dysfunction Junkies
Two high school besties reconnect and commiserate their stories as they navigate the dysfunctions of life from marriage, families, illness, death of childhood families, and creating healthy boundaries. Join them each week as Chrisy and Kerry share their stories and life lessons all with a zest of wit, humor, and love. They may not have seen it all, but they have seen enough!
Episodes
30 episodes
The Dysfunction of Healthcare: When Your Body Speaks But Doctors Don't Listen
Have you ever had a nagging feeling something wasn't right with your body, only to have healthcare professionals dismiss your concerns as "normal aging" or "just stress"? In this deeply personal episode, Chrisy and Kerry pull back the curtain o...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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28:07
Thankful Sundays: Happy Mother's Day
Something beautiful happens when gratitude becomes intentional. Today marks the launch of "Thankful Sundays," our new monthly tradition dedicated to celebrating you – our growing dysfunction family spanning three continents and seven countries!...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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13:15
Your Birthday Should Be Your Day, Not A Sidebar To Mother's Day
What happens when your birthday consistently falls near Mother's Day or Father's Day? Both hosts share how their special days were often overshadowed or completely forgotten due to holiday overlap, creating lasting impacts on how they approach ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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31:21
Flash Back Friday: The Holidays
Welcome to “Flash Back Fridays” Where once a month we will feature a throwback episode. For our first throwback Friday its only appropriate we start with our number one downloaded episode from the very beginning the most dysfunc...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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40:56
Tacos, Traditions, and Unpronounceable Family Recipes
As Cinco de Mayo approaches, they reflect on how American food habits have evolved and how celebration foods connect us across cultural boundaries. Food binds families together with delicious memories, but what happens when those cherished reci...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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29:12
Jelly Beans and Jesus: Finding the Hidden Basket
Cold kielbasa: culinary delight or horrifying Easter tradition? Ever had to hunt for your ENTIRE Easter basket as a kid? Some families hide eggs, others hide the whole basket! Our latest episode explores childhood Easter memories both wholesome...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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35:54
The Original Uncut Ash Wednesday Episode
What happens when two Catholic school survivors dissect religious traditions with equal parts reverence and humor? This uncut Ash Wednesday episode of Dysfunction Junkies delivers a candid exploration of Catholic upbringing that will resonate w...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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32:37
The Last Goodbye: Funeral Politics and Family Drama
Death may be universal, but funeral etiquette remains surprisingly complex territory—filled with unwritten rules and unexpected social landmines. We're diving deep into the politics of saying goodbye in this candid continuation of our funeral c...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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28:47
Caskets and Awkwardness: Real Talk About Funeral Etiquette Part 1
Death has a way of bringing out the complicated, messy, and sometimes absurd qualities in families – and nowhere is this more evident than at funerals. Kerry and Chrisy take listeners on a journey through the peculiar social dynamics that emerg...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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30:02
Snacks on a Plane
Step into a world where innocence meets mischief in our latest episode. From innocent adventures to unconventional snacks on airplanes, we dissect travel etiquette while also highlighting how childhood experiences foster the bizarre yet cherish...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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35:46
Kiss the Blarney Stone and Send in the Clowns
Get ready for some laughs and insightful discussions as we tackle one of Ireland's most bizarre traditions—the Blarney Stone! In this episode, we dive deep into the peculiarities of the custom where visitors kiss a stone hanging upside down fro...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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28:20
Leprechauns in the Loo: Unpacking St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans
Dive into the vibrant world of St. Patrick's Day with us as we unpack the quirks and humor wrapped in this beloved holiday. Join hosts Chrisy and Kerry as they share laughter-filled anecdotes about parades gone wrong to insights on classic holi...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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28:59
From Palms to Ashes: A Comedic Journey Through Lent
Join us as we dive deep into the reflective yet often humorous world of Lent and Ash Wednesday! In this engaging episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast, hosts Chrisy and Kerry chat about the quirks of preparing for Lent. The conversation tu...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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29:37
Conquering Clutter: Tales of Order and Chaos
Ever wondered why organizing your desk can feel like climbing a mountain? Chrisy and Kerry swap tales from their cluttered worlds, where paper piles and pristine workspaces collide. While Chrisy battles the clutter jungle at home but reigns sup...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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28:08
Valentine's Day Surprising Proposals or NOT!
What's the most hilarious or heartwarming Valentine's Day tradition you've ever heard of? Join us in this episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast as Chrisy and Kerry share their quirky and endearing experiences surrounding the season of love...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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36:10
Dysfunctional Diets: Parsnips, Ice Cream and Hot Dogs!
Chrisy and Kerry tackle the often hilarious, sometimes harrowing world of dysfunctional diets and exercise routines. From extreme calorie restrictions to the absurdity of living out of a bento box, the ladies share their personal tales of weigh...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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29:08
Naughty or Nice?
Naughty or Nice: What defines us as adults? From tattoos to mothballs, we dig deep into our childhood rebellion. Join us as Chrisy and Kerry swap stories about their youthful exploits. Don't miss this episode!
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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34:04
Dysfunctional Superstitions and Idiosyncrasies
In this engaging episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast, hosts Chrisy and Kerry embark on a journey through the intricacies of family dysfunction and the ways in which the quirks of our parents live on in us. From superstitions to childhood...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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27:16
Navigating the Rollercoaster of Caring for Aging Parents
Ever think about the role reversal of caring for aging parents? Tune in as we dive into the chaos, memories, and laughter that come with this new chapter in life!
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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31:22
Nuns on the Run and Listener Feedback
On this episode Chrisy and Kerry enjoy sharing listener feedback from previous episodes. Sharing comments on Halloween decorations and Thanksgiving traditions, the ladies also highlight the newfound joy of holiday inflatables and the concept of...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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24:51
Happy New Year, Duck and Cover
Happy New Year Dysfunction Junkies. Kerry and Chrisy kick off the New Year by taking a nostalgic trip back to where their quirky bond began. As 2025 rolls in, the ladies spill the beans on their resolutions—or lack thereof. Expect p...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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31:37
Merry Christmas: Big Bertha and the 7 Fishes
Ever wondered why holiday decorating feels like both a joyous celebration and a hilarious battle? Join us as Chrisy shares her concerns about Kerry's minimalist approach to holiday decorations, sparking a lively discussion filled with laughter ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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30:37
Escaping Holiday Chaos: Hilarious Vacation Tales
Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about escaping the chilly holiday season for a sun-soaked paradise? Join Chrisy and Kerry, as they navigate the rollercoaster of emotions that the festive season brings, all while sharing a bold new idea...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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28:26
Holiday Shopping: Return the Coat, Keep the Daddy
Remember the days when malls were bustling hubs of holiday excitement? Join us as Chrisy and Kerry reminisce about their past adventures in the holiday shopping madness and how now they gleefully embraced the ease of online shopping. A...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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29:17
The Dysfunctional Facts of Life
What if the secrets to understanding life's complexities lie in the ways our families navigated the awkward and mysterious topics of sex and birth? Kerry and Chrisy bring humor and candor as they contrast their wildly different upbringings. Fro...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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34:17